Important Information for Fans of Bolton Wanderers
Saturday August 14th, 2010
Supporters of Bolton Wanderers will be alarmed to hear of a gruesome event that’s happening on Sunday 15th August. Sky are prepared for a mass cancellation of subscriptions from the BL postcode area, and local TV repair shops are expecting to do a brisk trade when they re-open on Monday.
Police have also warned householders not to be alarmed if they find the normally placid man next door shinning up the drain pipe in order to rip down his satellite dish. On a positive note, housewives may find their other halves keener than usual to take the kids to the park or wash the car.
Not even a fellow ginge is pleased at the news
The reason for these bizarre happenings? It’s down to the man who refuses to go away, or as a poster on another Wanderers site succinctly put it, ‘the turd that won’t flush.’ At 11am, former boss Gary Megson will take to the screen on Goals On Sunday in order to ‘lift the lid on life at the Reebok’, as the publicity blurb has it
Megson will explain that Bolton were bottom of league below Derby when he joined, that he took them the furthest they’d ever been in Europe and how he rescued the club from relegation, not once, but twice. He’ll also mention that the players were a great group of lads, but the fans were mean to him. Not that it mattered, as they were pathetic, made mountains out of molehills and the criticism was like water off a duck’s back.
There. Now you don’t need to put yourself through the trauma of watching it.
BWFC News, BWFC People, Gary Megson
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