Rooney “Close to Old Trafford Exit” – World Exclusive
Tuesday March 23rd, 2010
Warren Obb explores the rumours that others dare not !
due to journalistic integrity (and the fact it might not be him) we have blanked out the ugly mush in this pic
(we would like to express, these are not necessarily the views of bwfcforum or manny road)
Superstar Shrek look-a-like Wayne Rooney was last night said to be close to an Old Trafford exit, according to sources.
The former Everton hitman, 24, has been in sensational form for the champions this season, netting his 33rd goal of the campaign in Sunday’s win over rivals Liverpool.
But in news certain to stun the Old Trafford faithful, Rooney was recently seen close to an Old Trafford exit. Our sources, who were allegedly close to the club at the time, also claim to have photos of Rooney in the compromising position. Negotiations to purchase the photos broke down in order to preserve our journalistic integrity.
Englands inform striker’s alleged proximity to the exit door could not come at a worse time for debt-ridden crisis-club United as they prepare for Saturday’s vital clash against local rivals Bolton Wanderers, followed by a run of games that sees them play title rivals Chelsea at Old Trafford followed by local derbies at Blackburn and Manchester City.
The club were keen to refute the rumours, with a clearly flustered club spokesman claiming that the allegations were “completely irrelevant” and “utter nonsense”. The spokesman refused to comment further, whilst Rooney himself was presumed to be unavailable.
The news comes as a further disruption to Italian tactician Fabio Capello’s world cup hopes, following celebrity wideman David Beckham’s Achilles injury.
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16 Comments to Rooney “Close to Old Trafford Exit” – World Exclusive
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bruce thomasMarch 24, 2010
The clue is in the author’s name “Warren Obb” — ie What a Knob.
Very funny. Now can we have a pic of Rooney standing near the old traffic exit door — ie. close to exit.
United ManMarch 24, 2010
What a bullshit .. waste of journalism talent and space. Go right something abt the scousers, like gerard going to city.. Sounds more realistic.
daniel najeraMarch 24, 2010
dumb… u just say he is leaving but dnt have any kind of pictures or anything..
willojayMarch 24, 2010
Rooney has told you guys that even if he is giving the chance to commit himself to UTD for the rest of his life, he is ready to do so without any hesitation… Maybe you are talking about another Rooney…This is irresponsible journalism…
NJMarch 24, 2010
Jeez some people really are thick, it was a joke article people!
Lee GhausMarch 24, 2010
No no hes right, the authors mum was the hooker that gave Rooney his first shag. So there may be some sour grapes here.
UnitedMarch 24, 2010
shut up man stupidity always writing something stupid
Red TyphoonMarch 24, 2010
HAHAHA..I think the author is just jokinmg and saying that rooney is at the “exit door” of old trafford..u know.,..the exit door, that rooney takes after a match to go home…what a stupid joke..but i laughed nonetheless..hahaha..go write something more real..you Mr knob..:-)
I think it is disgraceful that this genuine and well researched piece of investigative journalism is being rubbished by all and sundry simply because the Authors Name could be slightly rude.
I would like to applaud Mr Obb for his Journalistic prowess
BBR
are the united fans too thick to get the joke
face the truth if rooney goes man u are done
GloswhiteMarch 24, 2010
WhiteArmy. They seem to be, although I’m sure when someone has explained it ( for nth time), they will realise its no more than a leg-pull
redscotMarch 26, 2010
Jaysus I just read that headline did not read the date stamp, i felt ffs and my heart sank. lol
Celtic are coming after your manager though and they will get him this time! lol
Jaysus I just read that headline did not read the date stamp, i felt ffs and my heart sank. lol
Celtic are coming after your manager though and they will get him this time! lol
Rooney has told you guys that even if he is giving the chance to commit himself to UTD for the rest of his life, he is ready to do so without any hesitation… Maybe you are talking about another Rooney…This is irresponsible journalism…
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